Rise of the Ronin Review (PS5) | Masterless samurai jack of all trades
For a game about shredding fools into chunky kibbles with a cavalcade of katanas, Rise of the Ronin still isn’t what you’d call a cutting-edge experience. Its utilitarian visuals...
Final Fantasy VII Rebirth Review (PS5) – Straight outta Midgar
Well, this is going to be the easiest review ever. Not only is the original Final Fantasy VII one of the most beloved, replayed, and overanalysed RPGs of all...
Banishers: Ghosts of New Eden Review (PS5) – True romance is dead
Let’s be dead serious for a moment. January to mid-February is a graveyard for gaming releases. Across the decades, I’ve watched hideous spectres rise from the depths of development...
Tekken 8 Review (PS5) – Better, the devils you know
Rare are the times when I’ll cheer at a screen and fist-pump, but Tekken 8 awakened my dormant Douche gene and drew that right out of me. In my...
The Last of Us Part II Remastered Review (PS5) – Take on me, take me on
Though The Last of Us was universally praised by critics and gamers alike, the “masterpiece” status of its follow-up remains a hotly debated thing (among my circle of mates...
Prince of Persia: The Lost Crown Review (PS5) Review – The Avatar Formerly Known as Prince
Prince of Persia is a series stepped in sadism, and I have 35 years of PTSD to prove it. In the 1989 original, Broderbund hurled me into the deep...
